Proof of my abilities.

Last night I decided to take a new approach to turning off the bedside lamp when we went to bed. By concentrating very hard I psychically turned the lamp off. My lovely wife claimed it hadn’t worked because, as a non-believer, she could not see the darkness I had created. To mollify her I reached behind me gave the switch a flick which seemed to align the physical world with her perceptions so she could see the darkness too. We slept soundly.